I cannot use simple words from Greek and Latin for nuts. So my commandments will be in plain English…
- You shall always enter the floor with animated business conversations over the phone…
…fighting with your spouse over the phone is easier than fighting with them in person… - You will monitor all documents on your computer screen closely…
… lest you miss out on reading any forwards in your mail-box… - You shall get your coffee to your desk…
… sitting in your chair and browsing the net with a coffee in hand is a true pleasure… - You will always have a busy look on your face…
… tracking India’s dismal performance in cricket, my stock performance in the BSE and completing all the household chores is no mean task… - You shall not answer calls in the first ring ever…
… that display name does not say “Aishwarya Rai” right?... - You will be seen in intense business discussions with your boss…
… it is better to fight out all salary issues right up-front… - You shall call for frequent meetings…
… it is so tough to act busy sitting in one place the whole of the day… - You shall always have a note-book in hand wherever you go…
… What good are meetings for anyway if you can’t doodle your way to glory… - You shall talk the loudest during conference calls…
… you need to talk at some point in time to justify your earnings for the day… - You shall always go home late despite whatever little work you may have…
… cause your spouse may not appreciate your listening to music, reading novels and playing tetris on the comp. at home…
Two bonus commandments...
- You will call your team mates late in the night for business reasons…
… this is one quality of your boss that you can imitate… - You will program your outlook to forward official mails after you sleep off…
… the psyching feeling of their boss awake so late in the night for work is really chilling for the team…
2 comments:
Thats really well written. Good one.
People should read this.
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