Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The first nI(gh)T

(Disclaimer: The following is the transcript of a what we think is a heated IT related debate between husband and wife during their first night. Rest is left to interpretation :-))

Wife enters the room with her usual bunch of fruits and a glass of milk… Husband is seated on a nice cosy(e) be(y)d…

Wife: Why do you look so amaze(d) on seeing me!?
Husband: I B(ea)M with new energy and excitement as you enter the room…
Wife: Huh. Let(s) pack (some) hard action and talk crap later… (thinking to herself what a Bore (she has) landed with)
Husband: YE YE! A Sport(s)y wife!!! So do you wish for a Sun or a daughter?
Wife: Its your wish dear… (implied “you moron”)
Husband: I want a Sun. Sun is always INTELligent… So I want you to have an Apple a day…
Wife: And why is that???!!!
Husband: An Apple a day keeps the daughter away…
Wife: Sigh ManTech industry has so many dumbos who don’t know proper English… This is my fate…

Lights are switched off… In the darkness, the last heard shouts were…
Husband: ……… YAHOO!!!!!!!……… Goo gal go…
Wife: ……… What are you yelling about…? How can you hope for a Sun when you are all micro (&) soft

11 comments:

RvK said...

:-D Nice!

rahul said...

u gotta work on ur Accenture

:) great post

harry said...

ROFL..never knew u had a presence on blogosphere outside the company... Micro soft..was the best..darn it man !! this would have been the topic of the year...

srinath shankarnarayan said...

thats a neat humour.... nice piece of imagination...
and good play with the words too

Jeeves said...

thanks rahul, harry, srinath... hope to write more on the same lines (as in IT in the lighter vein!)

Hakuna Matata said...

Ha aha!! truly awesome :D

viswajith.k.n said...

one of the best posts I have read in any blog!

D G said...

Good one :)

Fork Spoon Knife said...

Lol.. I really can't believe you wrote this!!! :OOO

Anonymous said...

not a blogger...just stumbled on this one...hillarious.. ROTFL..LMAO.

Jeeves said...

@hakuna matata, @anonymous, D.G - thx a lot! @vishwajith - thanks a ton! @forkspoonknife- he he he, i myself could not believe that!

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