Thursday, March 06, 2008

All Rash Abuses

God, it was a really bad day for me.

I started the morning very late. Hence I could not even take a bath. Unshaven, I took the bus to office. It was crowded and hence I was sweating and smelling bad. I reached office and immediately caught a very bad cold. I was not able to breathe properly and started making puffing and panting sounds that one may consider irritating even if they were the ones contributing to them! The guy sitting in the next cubicle had a hard time, hence he was mumbling something to himself – I was already pretty irritated. I made faces at him and asked him to politely go and attend to other freaking duties. The effect of the missed bath had started spreading to my various areas and I had started itching bad. One hand on my nose, another hand on different parts of the body, a vaguely sounding voice and a twitching face - In utter desperation, I uttered to myself “Oh God! Please give me Than ki shakti, Man ki shakti to bear this pain”…

I returned home and slept thinking that the worst was over, until I came back to office the next day.

My company sued me on 6 counts of racism towards Andrew Symonds and I am now facing so many law suits…

When I go to office tomorrow, I fear they will pull my hair, remove my badge and sing farewell to me…

4 comments:

Alam said...

Hmmm here's my absolutely arbit take
than is the word for "udder"
.. so than ki shakti would become "titty power"

Man or Mun would be the "mind" or the "wits" .. so Man ki shakti would become "witty power"

your request to god would become
Oh God! Please give me titty power and witty power

:-)

Karina said...

In my ex-office they had a shower :) Maybe u shud write to YBLR and demand one for Yahoo!

crazyBugga said...

symonds missed the team-bus. He overslept. Dint include tat eh? [:)]

Jeeves said...

alam: with my limited knowledge of hindi, this is a great achievement in itself to come up with a sentence!! :) karina - yes i shall surely request for one! crazybugga - this is purely on our symonds impurities!

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