Ram Gopal Varma ki $&%@#

If you have seen the latest block”bust”er of a movie that is titled Ram Gopal Varma ki “$%@#$”… then you can try your luck at answering the following multiple choice questions. There is typically only one answer to every question…

(1) What is the name of the latest movie from the Ram Gopal Varma movie (not so) stable?

• Ram Gopal Varma ki “Theater se Bhaag”
• Ram Gopal Varma ki “Career mein Daag”
• Ram Gopal Varma ki “Bahut bura cog”…
• Ram Gopal Varma ki “Go for a jog”
• Ram Gopal Varma ki “Hit yourself with a log”

(2) What is missing between Nisha Kothari and Ajay Devgan?

• Physics
• Biology
• Mathematics
• Chemistry
• Social Sciences

(3) What amongst the following took the honors for “worst part of the film”?*

• Casting
• Camera
• Music (for the songs)
• Dialogues
• Direction

(P.S: The above is a very difficult question to answer. Hence you may tick more than one)

(4) What activity did Amitabh Bachan engage in throughout the movie?

• Bumming
• Humming
• Hamming
• Farming
• Harming

(P.S: Clue - The fourth mentioned activity may sound right usually but is not the correct answer w.r.t this movie)

(5) Nisha Kothari DOES NOT know which of the following activities

• Act
• Sign a pact
• Attract
• Shout
• Pout

(6) You will prescribe watching this movie to

• Your in-laws
• Your boyfriend / girlfriend who just broke up with you for someone else
• Your boss (with family)
• Your seniors in college who rag you
• Person on his death bed who is wishing for death faster

(7) Sound effects in the movie can cause which of the following sensations

• Ear drum being torn apart
• The sound of a supersonic jet going around inside the head
• Feeling of liquid / solid / semi-solid traveling upwards via the food pipe
• (At least) 7 hands holding the neck firmly
• Shivering and vibration of the whole body

(8) Why did Ram Gopal Varma remake the movie in the first place?

• He wanted to get back at Sippy for not selling him the rights
• He had signed a contract with Nisha Kothari to utilize her “services” in at least three films
• He wanted to “cash” in on Ajay Devgan’s last few successes
• He wanted to show Urmila in an item number one last time before she started accepting sister character roles
• He did not have any other way to show he had “fire” in his belly

(9) You would term the movie as

• A Great Hit
• Deep Shit
• Absolutely Unfit
• Go and spit
• Beyond one’s wit

(10) If Ram Gopal Varma makes one more remake of any film, it could probably be which of these masterpieces?

• Neal aur Nikki
• Roop Ki Rani, Choron Ka Raja
• James
• Marigold
• Ram Gopal Varma ki “Aag”

If you need further clues on answering any of the questions, also read Rajeev Masand’s article on CNN IBN here.